How Many Yogins Does it Take...

If you've ever checked out my profile page - you've seen that I follow a lot of blogs. One blogger whose posts I rather enjoy is fellow yogi/teacher Jennifer Waters. I pulled today's post directly from her. I only pulled pieces, so if you want lots more silly yoga lightbulb jokes - you'll have to Go To Her Blog to get them.

How many Anusara teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, one to outer-spiral the ladder to screw in the bulb, one to say what a great community light-bulb changing creates and one to clap when it is over.

How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in and one to remind the light bulb changer to “Lockyourknees Lockyourknees Lockyourknees!"

How many Karma Yogins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw the new bulb in and one to help surrender the fruits of the old bulb’s illuminations.

How many Bhakti Yogins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just learn to love darkness.

How Many Power Yoga Teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to reach for the bulb in utkattasana, one to sweat profusely and one to turn up the volume on the sound system.

How many Ashtanga Yoga teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, except it is done while ujjayi breathing at 6am holding mula bandha with one leg behind the head.

How many Kundalini Yoga Teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – they don’t change it, they just revive the old bulb with ‘breath of fire’.